JACK BLACK IS LITERALLY LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PO COSTUMES HOW IS THIS PICTURE NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR
BUY ME TORILLA CHIPS AND SEND ME THEM
omfg i said like the same thing wh Y DOESNT ANYONE HAVE TORTILLA CHIPS???
Andrew Hussie is one of my favorite people in the world.
that i can go from this:
Can I shamelessly add to this?
Yeah I love it too
this is why we cant have nice things
Oh come on, you guys! I think you might be overreacting:
See, perfectly norm-
And then there’s me
but then suddenly
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
this pretty much sums up my feelings toward everything
For someone who’s ugly I sure have high standards
this is the most important photoset
oh my gosh it is calming
i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
sOME OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS ARE SAD TONIGHT. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. IF YOU ARE SAD TONIGHT, THAT IS ALSO UNACCEPTABLE. YOU ARE THUS ORDERED TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING RECIPE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. although if u just want some chocolate that’s cool too and i hope u enjoy
*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧ Alice’s Deep Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧
shit u will need:
- 1 tbsp butter
- 1 tbsp white granulated sugar
- 1 tbsp packed brown sugar
- 1 whole egg
- just under 1/4th cup flour
- 2 tbsp milk chocolate chips
put the butter (you can eyeball it if you want, just take a decent sized pat) into a microwave safe container such as a porcelain mug or teacup and microwave for 30 seconds or until fully melted. now pour
some sugar on me thesugars and mix until butter and sugars are as intimately linked as ur otp. separate egg. add the yolk (just the yolk. not whole egg. bad egg) to the mixture and stir it in.
now add the all purpose flour to the cup and stir that in. this will now begin to vaguely resemble cookie dough and not just random stuff stirred into a mug by a teenager at midnight. finally, stir in the milk chocolate (or dark/bittersweet, this is a judge-free zone) chips and microwave for 40-60 seconds.
microwave times! may!! vary!!!! just be sure to keep an eye out for how “done” the cookie appear: mine always cook in the center more quickly than the top or perimeter. don’t be concerned if the top looks a little dough-y! If you bake it until the top is perfect than the middle will be a burnt chocolate brick.
now attack that mug o’yum with ur best spoon and biggest grin like the edge of the teacup is the Wall Maria and u r actually the colossal titan. smile. get chocolate smudged all over ur face. maybe listen to some nice music. okay cool thanks for reading and i hope u enjoy and feel better soon (✿◡ ‿ ◡)ﾉ ☆
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